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If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
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ISInterviewer: Justin Bieber, you're on a raft.
Interviewer: You're in the middle of an ocean.
Interviewer: Alright? You look in the ocean and there's two people in the ocean. You can only bring up one person. The other person will drown. I want you to think about this Justin. Really picture the water. Really you're out there. Picture the ocean. You see Usher in the water.
Interviewer: And then you see Selena Gomez in the water.
Interviewer: Who do you pull up, and who do you let drown?
Justin: What do you think bro? Come on.
Interviewer: I don't know, this is your raft man. *Justin thinks for 11 seconds*
Interviewer: Who do you let out?
Justin: That's not, I mean, that's not a decision. Sacrificing myself?
Interviewer: You gotta pick one.
Justin: That's not, that's not my rule.
Interviewer: It's either Usher or Selena. You can only bring up one person.
Justin: Bro, it's pretty, it's pretty not, It's not, it's not really a thinkable question. You don't have to think about that. It's just-
Interviewer: Who do you bring up? The man who discovered you, or the one you discovered?
Justin: Um... *Justin thinks for 3 seconds*
Justin: I probably.... I mean Usher is a grown man, he can get up on the raft on his own.
Justin: I'll help Selena.
Interviewer: What a gentlemen.
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